Down in the Dumps
Why do I feel so crummy?
Down and oh so glummy
I don’t want to end this poem
With a word like tummy or yummy.
Drats…
Tina S.W.
May 1, 2020
May 1st
May 1st?
When did that happen?
Only yesterday it was April.
Ha… I like that one. ☺
Tina S.W.
May 1, 2020
Friday
Today is the day
She’s on her way
Bug things are gonna happen
Just you wait and see!
Bug things?
Drats…
Tina S.W.
May 1, 2020
The Month of May
Beware the ides of May
Ides?
What ARE ides?
Hush spell check
I didn’t mean ideas….
Ides are the 15th day of the month… Ah, settling debts. Yes, beware of settling debts indeed. Wait a minute… moons, what? This ides thing is confusing. I think the bottom line is beware of the confusion of ides. Maybe I did mean ideas.
Tina S.W.
May 1, 2020
Kick Start
Let’s kick off this month with a kick in the pants
If the floor is crawling I’m killing some ants!
Don’t be surprised if she’s got a bag of tricks
Her boots were made for walking
And this poem is just for kicks.
Nailed it.
Tina S.W.
May 1, 2020
I’m not back yet. Just dropping off some… poetry? See you Monday. Love Tina. ❤
(Photo credit goes to Pixabay.com user TemperateSage.)
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Your rhythm is just hilarious one Ma’m, enough to lighten the mood in this situation!! 😀✋
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Thanks Divyang! I’m glad that you enjoyed it. ☺
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Your not back yet? Drats! 🤨 Only kidding Tina, relax and enjoy! 👢👢👢👢
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Lol… boots! ☺
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I got a kick out of your post 🙂
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I’m glad. ☺
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Ohhhh… lol. I just realized what you commented. You got a kick out of it. Lol… Yes a kick. That kick was so high it went over my head. Lol.
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Lol 🤗
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😆 😆 😆
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Nothing wrong with ending it with tummy or yummy as long as it’s something yummy going into the tummy! Talking about settling debts, I tried to pay mine over the phone today, but for some reason they couldn’t get it to work, so I’m still in debt! Oh, well… If you’re not back yet, then please get lots of rest and thanks for dropping off some poetry in the meantime. Had a hard time trying to spell “lots”. It kept coming out “lost”, and I definitely didn’t want to tell you to get lost. Never! Have a wonderful weekend. God bless you Tina. Think I’ll stop rambling now and go to bed. 🙂
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Hehe. 😃 Lol… Awe, thanks Diane. Your “rambling” is welcome here. I hope you’ll get your debts payed soon! ☺
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It’s good to have you pop back in. These are wonderful little poems. Look after yourself and see you when your ready.
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Thank you. ☺
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I got the bright idea on the weekend to see if I can pay my mechanic through PayPal, but somehow today completely got away from me and I didn’t get around to calling them. Oh, dear. Then I got my rent receipt after giving them a one-time right to use my debit card, and it was for about $166 less than I authorized and I have no idea why. I’ll be so glad when we can once again go into the office to use the debit machine. But thanks for putting up with my rambling. I tend to get that way late at night (and other times too). Glad to see you back. Hope you’re feeling better.
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Yes, it’s difficult when you can’t speak to people face to face. We had a banking issue that couldn’t be resolved over the phone. Thankfully we did finally get it sorted, but talking to a machine rather than a person is not too helpful.
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😄 Enjoyed the humor!
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Thanks Ruth! 😊
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